"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
12/19/2018 at 19:20 • Filed to: None | 0 | 6 |
So far, no matter what I watch on YouTube today, I receive only one ad and it’s getting a little creepy. OK, so my search history is probably showing that I’ve been researching colon cancer and colonoscopy preparation for the last day or two, but I’m really sick of hearing about this damn test as I choke down this gawd-awful prep solution and soil myself unintentionally (only the first time, thankfully. ) Rule #1 for the post-40 set - never trust a fart.
Mixing in some Dasani Pina Colada drops, lime juice and 7-Up is helping, but I still have half a gallon of this crap to consume. They say to drink 8 oz every 10 minutes, but I need a break before I heave.
On the bright side, I’m taking the next two days off and then it’s the weekend, so I can relax a little. But I’ll probably be stewing over the test, waiting for the results to see what this mass actually is.
RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
12/19/2018 at 19:43 | 1 |
Hang tough friend, you’ve been holding your own so far...hopefully if will be good news! Hope you do get to relax a bit this weekend and can at least get it out of your head for a little while!
BJ
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
12/19/2018 at 19:44 | 1 |
Those “drinks” that clean you out are awful, just awful in every sense. Ugh.
ttyymmnn
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
12/19/2018 at 20:03 | 3 |
Been there, done that. All of it. I just powered down the bottles of salty shit. They said I had some time before it kicked in, so I went to my son’s soccer game. Bad idea. And for those of you who have never prepped for a colonoscopy, it’s kind of like this:
jimz
> ttyymmnn
12/19/2018 at 20:08 | 3 |
heh, the instant you feel that first gurgle, you’re doomed.
jimz
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
12/19/2018 at 20:10 | 1 |
I don’t understand everything about web advertising, but I do know ad servers can see at least some of your browsing history and look for keywords. it’s annoying in many cases. like, for example, I can read an article on CNN or some other news site about gay marriage or rights, and shortly thereafter I’ll be getting ads for men seeking men “dating” sites . I mean, thanks, but no.
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
12/19/2018 at 22:53 | 1 |
Being able to fart with confidence is not an underrated faculty.